Jane Fowler thinks it's about time college students explain safe sex to their grandparents.

Oh, I agree. The elderly think they can fool us by acting all slow and judgemental when what they really think about is sex, sex, sex.

OK, I'm exaggerating, but I'm not kidding. A few years ago, I worked extra at a home for old people and discovered how deceptive their appearance can be. Many will not believe it, but some men and women in their eighties subscribe to pornographic movies on cable TV, order lubricant online, and have one-night-stands. So yes, safe-sex information is truly something for the elderly.