I just received yet another email from a kind Christian who wanted to inform me of the hellish fire I and all other gay men will suffer in the afterlife. Don’t know why, but I came to think of Deuteronomy 25:11-12:

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

I suggest all the Christians who love to remind me of how God punished the Sodomites would take this Bible passage as serious. In my opinion, women attacking male genitalia is a greater problem than men massaging it.