Not a week goes by without some email from Christians who want to remind me of the eternal flames that await me if I don’t give up my “homosexual lifestyle”. Taken from these emails it’s easy to get the impression that God only approves of marital vanilla sex, but according to the Bible, God is great fan of sadomasochistic role play as long as the slaves are religious:

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)

Warning: This entry contains satire.