Prince, the artist who made simulating masturbation on stage an art form, comes out as a conservative prude:

When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’”

Many gay people are angry, but I just think it’s sad.